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Ziv's Apricots

Stone fruit, managed seriously. Every apricot is a ticket.

Welcome. My name is Ziv, and I grow apricots. Not casually. Not as a hobby. I grow them the way a senior engineering manager ships a release: with a backlog, a board, and zero tolerance for an untracked blocker.

Some farmers keep notes in a shed. I keep mine in YouTrack. Every single apricot on my eleven trees has its own issue, its own assignee (me), and its own lifecycle: Open β†’ Ripening β†’ In Review β†’ Eaten. This is not a joke. Well β€” it is a little bit a joke. But the orchard yield is up 34% year over year, so who's laughing now.

1,204
apricots tracked
11
trees (epics)
0
untriaged fruit
4.9
avg. ripeness score

πŸ‘ The Fruit

Velvet skin, honeyed flesh, a pit you can hear when you bite around it. The apricot is the most underrated stone fruit and I will defend this position in any standup.

🎯 The Process

Agile orcharding. Two-week sprints aligned to the ripening window. Daily standups (it's just me, talking to a tree). Every harvest is a retrospective.

"You cannot manage what you do not measure. I measured a peach once. It was fine. I have measured every apricot since 2019."

Browse the field notes for hard-won lessons on workflow design, fruit triage, and why I closed an apricot as Won't Fix. Or read about me if you want to understand the man behind the board.